Bollocks is such a versatile word. It means terrible/rubbish, or if it is 'the Dogs Bollocks' then it means it is amazing/superb. It is also a word for a mans balls and it can be used as a simple expletive with negative connotations, Here is an example:
Chap on beach: "How was your session today, saw you do a nice forward loop?"
Looper: "Yeah, Brian said it was going to be BOLLOCKS today but it wasn't, it was THE DOGS BOLLOCKS, but that loop slapped my BOLLOCKS pretty bad. BOLLOCKS, I need to get some ice on em quick."
You rarely if ever hear or read about the risk of genital bruising when looping. But if you value your crown jewels, meat and two veg, bobby dangler, tackle... then I would recommend the use of a shorty wetsuit if learning this move in warmer climes.
Have you actually ever put ice on your bollucks? Do people do this? Sounds like a recipe for shrinkage.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the comment Kiteboy. Personally, I don't have shrinkage issues...
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